Speaking of SPCA and Fatster Members

Although it may seem that this Fatster member has been caught in the act of sleeping during office hours, the reality is, this poor Fatster nearly died of hunger. The Fatster council is looking into the matter very seriously as it was suspected that someone tried to deprive him of food. He was found delirious in a corner of the office. Anyone with any leads to what led to this circumstance and ill-treatment, please inform the Fatster council and the appropriate offender will be dealt with accordingly. This is a serious offence and considered cruelty to animals and the SPCA does not take too kindly to such things.