fatster chronicles

it has come to our attention that some people would like to be included in this exclusive fatster club. to be honest, we would like to allow everyone in, unfortunately, there is a screening process. if you are found to be not fatster enough, you cannot be a part of this. it has also come to our attention that pregnant women want to be a part of this site, we will not take you into consideration unless your arm should be a regular sized woman's waist. if any fatster members were to lose weight drastically, we're sorry, you just have to go.