give it up sandra...

evidence A:
sandra, if you read an earlier post, we have a screening process. trying to get in on jenn's action simply will not do. we are very doubtful that you have the potential as you have provided us in evidence A. so we are really sorry sandra, but we have to give you a pass. no amount of KFC buckets could do anything for you, pretty sure it'll all spew out. check in with us again if anything changes though? when we begin our therapy classes exclusively for fatsters we might consider inviting you in. some people try too hard. *tsk tsk tsk*