Maggie: The lucky bitch of an elephant.

WE SHOULD ALL GET ONE OF THESE! Picture features a staffer trying to coax Maggie, the Alaska Zoo's elephant (that lucky bitch), onto her custom treadmill Tuesday. We will get one, put it in the living room and stare at it. WHAT? That works our eyes, as we strain our eyes we eventually lose a little bit of weight right? Don't we? Ohkay, for those that want to work harder can engage a personal trainer to get some much needed coaxing *.

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